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Saturday, June 28, 2008

Another joke

Heres another of DH's (sometimes lame) jokes. Open mind please

Pay Rise requested

A Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.

The wife was very upset about this.

Wife: Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?

Maria: Well Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase.

The first is that I iron better than you.

Wife: Who said you iron better than me?

Maria: Your husband said so.

Wife: Oh.

Maria: The second reason is that I am a better cook thanYou.

Wife: Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?

Maria: Your husband did.


Maria: My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.

Wife (really furious now): Did my husband say that as well?

Maria: No Señora, the gardener did.


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