Heres another of DH's (sometimes lame) jokes. Open mind please
Pay Rise requested
A Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.
The wife was very upset about this.
Wife: Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?
Maria: Well Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase.
The first is that I iron better than you.
Wife: Who said you iron better than me?
Maria: Your husband said so.
Maria: The second reason is that I am a better cook thanYou.
Wife: Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?
Maria: Your husband did.
Maria: My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.
Wife (really furious now): Did my husband say that as well?
Maria: No Señora, the gardener did.
SHE GOT THE RAISE