Heres a little joke for you courtesy of our Inbox - I thought it quite funny
It's 2012 and it’s Olympic time in London.
An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman want to get in but they haven't got tickets.
The Scotsman picks up a manhole cover. Tucks it under his arm and walks to the gate. "McTavish, Scotland. Discus" he says, and in he walks.
The Englishman picks up a length of scaffolding and slings it over his shoulder. "Pocklington-Smythe, England. Pole vault" he says, and in he walks.
The Irishman looks around and picks up a roll of barbed wire and tucks it under his arm. "O'Malley, Ireland. Fencing."