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Monday, April 12, 2010

April 12 - J

Letter J of The Blogging from A-Z April Challenge

A joke is a short story or ironic depiction of a situation communicated with the intent of being humorous. These jokes will normally have a punchline that will end the sentence to make it humorous. A joke can also be a single phrase or statement that employs sarcasm. ...

Jokes are typically for the entertainment of friends and onlookers. The desired response is generally laughter; when this does not happen the joke is said to have "fallen flat".

So anyone who knows me knows I won't go past this one today
We get lots of jokes come into our Inbox
and I'm good at sharing them
I have a likening for the Irish ones
and I love the Blonde ones

So just for you today
heres some of each
Some you may have seen already
others may be new
Whatever way - Enjoy

you may need to click and enlarge this one

A Russian, an American and a blonde were talking one day,
The Russian said ‘We were the first in space ‘
The American said, "We were the first on the moon.'
The Blonde said ‘so what? We are going to be the first on the sun ‘

The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads.
’You can't land on the sun, dum dum.
‘You'll burn up’ said the Russian.
To which the blonde replied – ‘we're not stupid you know.
We're going at night’

A girl was visiting her blonde friend who had acquired two new dogs.
The girl asked what their names were.
The blonde responded by saying
that one was named Rolex
and one was named Timex.
Her friend said, Whoever heard of someone naming their dogs like that?
HELLLOOOOOO....., answered the blonde.
They're watch dogs.

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night.
It was her turn.
She rolled the dice and she landed on Science and Nature.
Her question was, "If you were in a vacuum and someone calls your name,
can you hear it?"
She thought for a time and then asked, ‘Is it on or off?’

An Irishman was trying to learn golf and having a terrible time of it.
"I'd give just about anything to get this right!" he says aloud.

Straight on the Devil appears and says "Anything?"
"Well, short of selling my soul, yes."

"How about giving up sex for the rest of your life?"
"Done and done!"

He finishes the game in rare good form and rumour of his deal spreads thru the clubhouse.
One of the members, a reporter, sees a story here and asks him

"Sir, is it true you made a deal with the Devil to become a great golfer?" 
"True, enough."

"And you gave up sex as your part of the bargain?"
"True again!"

"And may I have your name, sir?"

"Certainly. Father Mike O'Ryan."

Making fun of the Irish and Blondes doesn't bother me 
'cose you all know my background
and at one time of my life I 'was' a blonde:)


  1. Love those jokes. I even laughed again at the ones I'd heard before, but most were new to me.
    Thanks, that was fun.
    Blogging From A to Z April Challenge

  2. hahaha! LOVED this post.
    Here's another one for you:
    a blonde walks into the haridressers to get her hair cut. She's wearing headphone.

    hair dresser says: Can you take those off for now?

    blonde says: Nah, just cut around them.

    So the hairdresser cuts around them as much as she can. She gets to a point where she really needs the blonde to take her headphones off, so she asks again: You really need to take those headphones off.

    The blonde refuses again, so the hairdresser takes them off. A few seconds later the blonde drops to the floor, passed out. The hair dresser picks up the headphones and listens. It's playing 'breathe in, breath out, breathe in, breathe out ..."


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