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Sunday, February 21, 2010

The yearly checkup

Courtesy of our inbox

The yearly checkup
(in the Northern Hemisphere)

After putting him through his regular check-up, the doctor said to George, his elderly patient

You appear to be in good health for your age.
Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?

In fact, I do, said George.

After I have sex with my wife,
I am usually hot and sweaty and then,
after I have it with her the second time,
I am usually cold and chilly.

The doctor was a little puzzled by this information,
so, after examining George's equally elderly wife Edna,
the doctor said

Everything appears to be fine.

Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?

Edna replied that she had no questions or worries.

The doctor then said to her

Your husband had an unusual concern.

He claims that he is usually hot and sweaty after having sex with you the first time
and then cold and chilly after the second time.

Have you any idea why this should be?

Oh the silly old b…..r, she replied.

That's because the first time is usually in July
and the second time is in December!!

4 comments:

  1. Oh my goodness, I didn't see this one coming! What a hoot! You made my day for sure. Can't wait to share this with my husband.

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  2. Oh my goodness, I'm sitting here laughing my head off. Now that is funny. Thanks for starting off my morning.

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  3. I'll send this one to my sister, she loves these jokes

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