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Monday, November 30, 2009

I need a laugh

This arrived in our inbox this morning - gave me a laugh
Hope it does the same for you
Cathy


THE LOVE DRESS



A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son's house.

She knocked on the door then immediately walked in.

She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked.

Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.

'What are you doing?' she asked.

'I'm waiting for Justin to come home from work.' the daughter-in-law answered.

'But you're naked!' the mother-in-law exclaimed.

'This is my love dress,' the daughter-in-law explained.

'Love dress?

But you're naked!'

'Justin loves me to wear this dress,' she explained.

'Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours.'

The mother-in-law left.

When she got home she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume

Dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD,

Then lay on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.

Finally, her husband came home.

He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively.

'What are you doing?' he asked.

'This is my love dress,' she whispered, sensually.







Always Remember This:


You don't stop laughing because you grow old,


You grow old because you stop laughing
'Needs ironing,' he said, 'what's for dinner?'

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Cathy