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Monday, November 2, 2009

A Halloween Joke

I realise this is late - have just opened one of my mail accounts and this is what I found - Enjoy


Halloween

A man is walking home alone late one foggy Halloween night, when behind him he hears:


BUMP...



BUMP...



BUMP...



BUMP...

Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.


BUMP...


BUMP...


BUMP...


BUMP...

Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him.

FASTER..

And

FASTER..


BUMP...


BUMP...


BUMP

He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.

However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping.


Clappity-BUMP...


Clappity-BUMP....


Clappity-BUMP...


The terrified man keeps running.

Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, he locks himself in.

His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.


With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.

The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!

Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...



And,

(Hopefully you're ready for this!!!)



The coffin stops :)

Even tho' I'm not a Halloween celebrator I laughed at this one

1 comment:

  1. I just love the joke!! Like you it doesn't take much to make me happy. Its the simple things that brings a smile to my face.

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