A gunman walks into a bank wearing a balaclava, waves a pistol and shouts
"this is a hold up, every one stand still and look at the floor"
He then jumps the counter and fills up a bag with money.
As he is leaving the bank a brave soul reaches out and pulls the Balaclava off.
The gunman immediately shoots the hero in the head and shouts, "did any one else see my face?"
After a few moments of silence a voice from the back says,
"I think my wife might have”
The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!'
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and left thetoilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
I know they are gross (male humour) but you have to laugh 'cose they are so awful