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Thursday, March 5, 2009

An Englishman and an Australlian

An English lawyer and an Australian are sitting next to each other on a long flight.

The lawyer is thinking that the Aussies are so dumb that he could put something over on them easily.

So the lawyer asks if the Australian would like to play a fun game.

The Australian is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks.

The Englishman persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun.

I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only £5; you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you £500, he says.

This catches the Aussie’s attention and to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The Australian doesn't say a word, reaches in his pocket pulls out a five-pound note, and hands it to the lawyer.

Now, it's the Australian’s turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all references he could find on the Net.

He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail.

After one hour of searching he finally gives up.

He wakes up the Australian and hands him £500.

The Australian pockets the £500 and goes right back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer.

He wakes the Australian up and asks, 'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?'

The Australian reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer £5 and goes back to sleep.
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Well known fact - Don't mess with the Aussies :))

3 comments:

  1. This is a nice post. I enjoyed it.

    Abraham Lincoln
    Brookville, Ohio

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  2. Hahahahaha... you got me laughing early on the morning.
    Thanks. Jan

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  3. Loved the jokes! Hope you have a quiet, relaxing weekend

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