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Wednesday, November 19, 2008

The Bank Loan

This is a funny little joke that landed in our Inbox this morning. Enjoy:))

The Bank Loan

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller.

He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

'Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday'

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name.

The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, 'Sure. I have this,' and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, 'There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral.'

She holds up the tiny pink elephant.

'I mean, what in the world is this?'

(folks, your gonna luv this)

The bank manager looks back at her and says. . . . . . . . . . . . . .

'It's a knickknack, Patty Whack.

Give the frog a loan

His old man's a Rolling Stone.'

You're singing it, aren't you? I know you are. . .

Never take life too seriously!

Come on now, you grinned, I know you did!!!

Have a lovely day. . . . . .

6 comments:

  1. Hi Cathy,
    Now thats cute!
    Always nice to start the day with a laugh:o)
    Have a great day!
    Blessins',Lib

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  2. Yes... it did make me smile, then smile somemore... (and shhhh, yes I did sing.. but don't tell anyone!!)
    Jane xx

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  3. Hi Cathy, thanks for calling in to my blog, I thought I'd return the call and am so glad that I did. What a way to cheer up the day. Thank you.

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  4. Hi Cathy

    I feel sick, sore throat and runny eyes and you just made my day!
    I haven't heard that joke before and I cracked up.
    Thank you,

    Cheers - Joolz

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Cathy